So I'm trying to celebrate the 3rd anniversary of learning to snowboard, but the weather just doesn't seem to want to cooperate. If you look back in my posts you will come across one in which I talked about my first ever experience on a snowboard. It was one of those things that in the midst of it, while I was thinking, "this is much harder than it looks," I swore I would never do it again. There was a tremendous sense of accomplishment felt though when I finally reached the bottom of that hill after 2 hours and 47 minutes. I had even at one point, gone over 30 yards without falling. I went boarding one other time that year and really enjoyed it. Last season I bought a board and continued working on my skills. I realized that there is nothing quite like wiping out on fresh powder...it's like hurling yourself into a cloud (except its cold and if you aren't wearing bibs, you get snow down your pants.) I'm not a glutton for pain, if you come at me with a needle, chances are good I'll put up a fight, yet despite that pain that comes with boarding, at the end of the day, it just seems worth it.
In case you ever decide to pick up the sport of snowboarding, I have compiled a list of tips to help make it a more pleasurable experience.
1. Wear bibs - no one likes snow down the pants.
2. Stay away from the trees.
3. Learn how to get up off the ground before you go to the top of the hill.
4. Learn how to slow down and or stop before you go to the top of the hill.
5. It's all about heels and toes. Personally, heels = good and toes = faceplant.
6. Stay away from the trees.
7. Don't be fooled by the seeming serenity you experience while riding the lift, you're about to feel the burn.
8. Stay away from skiers - they hate you.
9. Regardless of how easy the little kids make it look when they go off the ramp, DO NOT TRY IT!
10. Stay away from the trees.
And so there you have it, a few beginners tips for getting started. Now, I will continue to wait and hope that they get the road headed to Pomerelle open so that the kids and I can go huck some gnar.
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Friday, December 24, 2010
Tarnation
Well, as always, it's hard to believe that it's been a full year since last Christmas. I haven't posted much since then and so you wouldn't have to search back too far to read about the Christmas debacle. I remember saying last year that I would NEVER put myself through that again (keeping multiple kids on Christmas) but this year since it has been just Mandy and I, I kind of miss the kids we had last Christmas. We did get to see them a few months ago and they are all doing really well, which is great to see. This holiday season has been pretty low key, we have been extremely busy during the month but this week has been nice. Today is Christmas eve and we have a service tonight at the church in which our youth band will play for the first time. I'm pretty excited about that. Tomorrow we will get up whenever we darn well please, open up a few gifts, eat some breakfast, probably take a nap and then head over to Adam and Amber Walkers to cook up a massive crab pot. We got king crab, we got dungeness crab, we have shrimp...it's gonna be good. Anyway, that's about it for now. I haven't posted in a while and this seemed like a good time to do so. Merry Christmas!
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Current
There, now we are caught up with the old posts from the old blog and now I can carry on with this one. I'll try to do better with my updating.
January 11, 2010
Monday, January 11, 2010
It's been a while...
Currently listening to: Shane and Shane...and Andrea Bocelli
December 8, 2009
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Soo....
December 3, 2009
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Christmas is in the air
Last week Mandy and I went on a little vacation to Jackson Hole, WY. It was Thanksgiving and since we weren't going to travel to see family, we figured we might as well just treat ourselves to some time off. It was excellent. Truly a beautiful place with lots to see and do (just not over Thanksgiving). Yes, its true there wasn't a whole lot going on, but that's what we wanted, we just wanted to get away and relax, read a book and hang out with the dogs.
I've started a new diet. Along with my aunt and some of her coworkers, we are doing the "Game On" diet. So far so good; I have lost about 4 1/2 lbs this week. I will keep you posted on how it continues to go. The rest of this month is looking pretty busy so I'm not sure how this will go as far as updating again real soon, but we'll see.
January 30, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
Normally I don't do these things...BUT
Since I was tagged by non other than THE K.T.G...I guess I will : )
I was tagged by KT at Playing for HIM Here are the rules:
1. Go to the fourth folder wherever you keep your folder.
2. Pick the fourth picture in that folder.
3. Post that picture and tell about it on your blog.
4. Pick four other people to tag.
5. E-mail those people and tell them that they are tagged!

January 9, 2009
Friday, January 9, 2009
Hello 2009
December 31, 2008
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
As I am writing this I looked down at my beverage can, its a Monster Energy Drink and there is a warning on it that says "consume responsibly - limit 3 cans a day." Wow...who can afford to drink 3 cans of this crap a day?
Currently listening to: David Cook
December 30, 2008
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Tis the season...
Sometimes I would like to kill my dog...or wish that the chocolate would do it for me. If I recall correctly I mentioned the last episode that Manchu (the dog) had with the dark chocolate M&M's. Well it didn't kill him and apparently what doesn't kill dogs only makes them stronger. We come in from shopping the day after Christmas, low and behold, Manchu has somehow managed to get one of those massive 7 oz Hershey Kisses that Mandy's parents sent her and open it up and eat it. So this is the scene I walk into. I open the door, Manchu is sitting on the arm of the couch starring at me with crap all over his face. I look down at the floor to see the box that the Kiss came in torn to shreds. Then comes the search for the remainder of the chocolate kiss, I found it, hurled it across the room towards the trash can and then started yelling at the dog. Apparently for a while he treated the Kiss as he usually did one of his chew toys, slobbering on it, throwing it around the room, dragging it over the furniture, etc. There was chocolate on everything. Sometimes, I want to kill that dog. Oh yeah, and you know the foil that the kisses come wrapped in? We never found that. I guess he ate it too. Stupid dog.
Be sure to tune in next time for: "Joel pulls a Sonny Bono on the slopes."
Currently listening to: Ever Stays Red <---the are kinda punk/emoish but their lyrics are great.
December 23, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Tarnation...
Ok bye.
Currently listening to: Toto <---I know thats not Christmas music, but still...come on.
December 11, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Currently listening to: Jeremy Riddle
December 1, 2008
Monday, December 1, 2008
Alright, well I watched High School Musical last week and it was a movie...and sometimes movies are good. Sometimes movies are not so good. This movie fell somewhere in between but in an ok sort of way. It was Disney at its finest, a movie that 8 year old kids can watch and enjoy without being bombarded with filth and a older people can watch and think, man, this is really cheesy yet I still find myself kind of enjoying it. I will say that I liked the Lizzie McGuire movie better, but this was not as bad as I thought it would be. Moving right along. Mandy and I ventured down into the South Hills this past weekend in search of the perfect Christmas tree and after about three hours of searching, we found a pretty good one. There are some pretty good sized little peaks in the south hills, nothing over 10,000 ft though. The location that we finally stumbled upon that had our tree was quite high and took us up a dirt road up the side of a mountain. Mandy said repeatedly, "Joel, drive to the right...drive to the right!"
November 25, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
November 21, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
Warning: You should probably stop reading here.
I talked to Brad yesterday about the movie before I watched it and he is like, "dude, text me when he rips the guys throat out." So naturally I'm like, yeah, ok. I thought he was being sarcastic. Low and behold, just as this rebel is about to do away with the woman missionary, Rambo pops up behind him, grabs him and literally rips out his throat. It was crazy. If you read that and are regretting it, I'm sorry that I'm not sorry, I warned you.
October 30, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
A squash is a squash...
Halloween is almost upon us and that can only mean one thing...actually, it could mean several things, but most importantly for me, it means Mandy's birthday. Of the other less important things that Halloween signifies, pumpkin carving. Last night I carved the first pumpkin myself of my life. Mandy brought the pumpkin in, did the outline that she wanted and then said, "here." Everyone knows that I am terrible with numbers so naturally when I see the sign at the pumpkin place that says $.18 lb, I'm like, sweet I can get one of those big ole honking pumpkins and its only going to cost like a dollar. Well, either I'm not a good judge of weight or am worse with numbers than I thought, that joker cost me like 8 bucks. So needless to say, as I am carving it with a filleting knife I start kicking myself for getting such a
September 30, 2008
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
The states I despise...
September 5, 2008
Friday, September 5, 2008
A brush with death...
September 3, 2008
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
On the mend...
September 1, 2008
Monday, September 1, 2008
New Beginnings
August 28, 2008
Thursday, August 28, 2008
The marathon continues
August 26, 2008
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Leaving the dog unattended
Starting again...
Well I somehow managed to go long enough without signing into my other account so that I no longer remember how to gain access to it. So I suppose I will try to get back to blogging regularly and I will do so from this account. It's been almost a year since I made a post and I don't want my old ones to go to waste so I reckon I will copy them from my old page and paste them on here.
We'll start with the oldest and work forward.
We'll start with the oldest and work forward.
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